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Score: 9
Apartment 51 - Ep. 4

"Excellent!"

date: July 29, 2008

This is what all vampire slayers should carry:
-A wooden stake
-A cross
-A bottle of holy water
-A clove of garlic
-A "Fuck Dracula" T-shirt
-A gun named Gladis
-Their mitts
That's all Van Helsing should need, eh?

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Score: 10
Then I Run

"Excellent Movie"

submission: Then I Run
date: July 25, 2008

I liked it....because it tells us that we sometimes prefer dreams over reality....or at least that's the message for me. I'd be scared of a me with squiggly lines over my mouth and eyes, too....

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Score: 10
Pandemic II

"Excellent Game"

submission: Pandemic II
date: July 15, 2008

To all those with gripes about Madagascar: Focus on making your disease water-resistant FIRST. Since Madagascar is mainly reachable by water, making sure your bug crosses oceanswhile keeping the public eye off of it will ensure Madagascar's erradication. (Insect-Rodent helps too))

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Score: 9
Arachnophilia

"Excellent game!"

submission: Arachnophilia
date: July 6, 2008

This game makes me, a slight arachophobe, feel slightly less scared of spiders, since they eat flies, which i despise.

And to those that think "Arachophilia" means wanting intercourse with spiders or other arachnids, that is NOT what it means. It merely means you are very interested in spiders.

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Score: 10
One Ring to Rule ThemAll2

"Heh"

date: June 21, 2008

i wonder how he got Elmo to voice-act as Gollum?

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Score: 10
All Your Pie

"Proof!"

submission: All Your Pie
date: June 21, 2008

Yes! i have finally found proof that pie is evil! it forces you to smell it's soft....crumbly....fruity...warm.....
.aaaggghhh! see? proof!

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Score: 9
Dollar

"Not Bad"

submission: Dollar
date: June 21, 2008

I'm surprised Bush hasen't had this bound, gagged, drawn and quartered, and thrown in a dark hole to breed more fungi like him. Excellent message!

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Score: 9
Passion Of The Christians

"Who thought this was a South Park Rip?"

date: June 21, 2008

If this was truly a South Park rip, Cartman's voice would have appeared somewhere in it. Meh, the nerve of some people. And yes, most people took "The Passion" to extremes. All it was meant for was to help you be a better person, regardless of it's director's little "rehab visit".

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Score: 9
Banana Phone

"Very Nice"

submission: Banana Phone
date: June 21, 2008

The Banana Phone sickness is very contagious: now i hear it! gah!

ah well, nice flash anyway

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Score: 10
D'sova RPG

"more games like this!"

submission: D'sova RPG
date: May 5, 2008

This game is good. Excellent Graphics, rather comical deaths, and a large map. sure, i wanered through it desperatey looking for exits, but still.

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