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This is what all vampire slayers should carry:
-A wooden stake
-A cross
-A bottle of holy water
-A clove of garlic
-A "Fuck Dracula" T-shirt
-A gun named Gladis
-Their mitts
That's all Van Helsing should need, eh?
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I liked it....because it tells us that we sometimes prefer dreams over reality....or at least that's the message for me. I'd be scared of a me with squiggly lines over my mouth and eyes, too....
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To all those with gripes about Madagascar: Focus on making your disease water-resistant FIRST. Since Madagascar is mainly reachable by water, making sure your bug crosses oceanswhile keeping the public eye off of it will ensure Madagascar's erradication. (Insect-Rodent helps too))
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This game makes me, a slight arachophobe, feel slightly less scared of spiders, since they eat flies, which i despise.
And to those that think "Arachophilia" means wanting intercourse with spiders or other arachnids, that is NOT what it means. It merely means you are very interested in spiders.
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i wonder how he got Elmo to voice-act as Gollum?
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Yes! i have finally found proof that pie is evil! it forces you to smell it's soft....crumbly....fruity...warm.....
.aaaggghhh! see? proof!
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I'm surprised Bush hasen't had this bound, gagged, drawn and quartered, and thrown in a dark hole to breed more fungi like him. Excellent message!
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"Who thought this was a South Park Rip?"
If this was truly a South Park rip, Cartman's voice would have appeared somewhere in it. Meh, the nerve of some people. And yes, most people took "The Passion" to extremes. All it was meant for was to help you be a better person, regardless of it's director's little "rehab visit".
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The Banana Phone sickness is very contagious: now i hear it! gah!
ah well, nice flash anyway
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This game is good. Excellent Graphics, rather comical deaths, and a large map. sure, i wanered through it desperatey looking for exits, but still.
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